I Go Pakistan?

My other story from our camel safari (see part I below)i:

For some reason, Zach is obsessed with Pakistan. He wants to go there very very badly and talks about it all the time. As you can see, Jaisalmer, where we took our camel safari, is very west in India and is on the border with Pakistan.

While on our camels, Zach asked one of our guides how close we were to the border.
"By camel? 3 days. By car? 3 hours."
"I go Pakistan?" Zach asked
"No problem!" said the camel guide, "I bring you there. Not much money. We take 3 days, maybe 4 if you tired."
"How we get in country?" Zach asked, "No visa."
"No problem!" smiled the camel guide, "We give guard little money and say we sell girls in Pakistan. He like that. We go Pakistan, no problem! You want go Pakistan?"
I could see the wheels turning in Zach's head. Thank God we had a train to Delhi to catch that evening, or else I think I might have been sold for a free trip into Pakistan!
"Next time I come Jaisalmer, you bring me Pakistan," Zach decided. That is one trip I don't think I will take a part of.


"I take you Pakistan, no problem!"